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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #55967 is a reply to message #19168 ] Mon, 26 March 2012 04:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
mittfh is currently offline mittfh
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Found pinned to Jade's door:

Abandon Sanity All Ye Who Enter Here

Heck, given Poe's cover story, affix it to the main entrance to the cottage...

[Updated on: Mon, 26 March 2012 04:42]

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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #56080 is a reply to message #19168 ] Wed, 28 March 2012 19:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sadael is currently offline sadael
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Devisor Lab Safety Rules Memo 2375

the following statements have been added to the list of behaviours that breach safety rule 42 (Section H paragraph 3) reminder any person found using them will be removed by security for immediate psychiatric assessment

  • Mad they called me but soon I will show them all
  • It's alive, ALIVE
  • BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
  • All I need now is a willing test subject
  • [Assistant's Name] get me a fresh human brain
  • For Science

Following a complaint from the County Cemetery all further Bio-reanimation experiments are hereby BANNED

I used to be a rocket scientist, but I became a missile scientist because everything I designed exploded anyway
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #56082 is a reply to message #19168 ] Wed, 28 March 2012 19:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
dpragan is currently offline dpragan
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I think Slip keeps a spare one [brain] in his locker, but I think he might get mad if we nicked it, what he did to Belph....should never be done to a human being...fortunately it still hasn't Twisted Evil

Sorry I couldn't resist answering this one, and yes I do plan to have him have a his spare brain in a jar.


~Despite what they say, reality is in the eyes of the beholder, and therefore up for grabs!
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #56090 is a reply to message #56082 ] Thu, 29 March 2012 04:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nicky82 is currently offline Nicky82
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dpragan wrote on Thu, 29 March 2012 01:50
I think Slip keeps a spare one [brain] in his locker, but I think he might get mad if we nicked it, what he did to Belph....should never be done to a human being...fortunately it still hasn't Twisted Evil

Sorry I couldn't resist answering this one, and yes I do plan to have him have a his spare brain in a jar.

Should it be stated that Psike is not to be considered to be a spare brain?
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #56092 is a reply to message #19168 ] Thu, 29 March 2012 08:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
dpragan is currently offline dpragan
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Actually Slip is a Shape shifter at the mimic level one day he was helping out a devisor as his part time job as a Igor(Making jokes about it with the devisor who's power he was duping at the time to stay in sync), and before he knew it he built a portable brain jar that keeps brains alive.

On a whim he duplicated his brain and stuck it in a the jar.

Back on Topic On Jericho's Lab "Abandon all sanity all who look in here"


~Despite what they say, reality is in the eyes of the beholder, and therefore up for grabs!
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #56093 is a reply to message #56092 ] Thu, 29 March 2012 09:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nicky82 is currently offline Nicky82
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dpragan wrote on Thu, 29 March 2012 14:49
Back on Topic On Jericho's Lab "Abandon all sanity all who look in here"

Sanity?

What about the lunch you have just eaten?..... and, for the matter, your retina?
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #56411 is a reply to message #19168 ] Sat, 07 April 2012 02:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
dpragan is currently offline dpragan
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Posted in Magic and Devisor Classrooms

Please Refrain From Engaging in Evil Laughs
Until you have completed the requisite Evil Laugh Coursework

There are standards you know!

[Updated on: Sat, 07 April 2012 02:14]


~Despite what they say, reality is in the eyes of the beholder, and therefore up for grabs!
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #56438 is a reply to message #19168 ] Sat, 07 April 2012 17:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sadael is currently offline sadael
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Whateley Acadamy
Faculty Of Magic
Necromancy
Department Of Post-Mortem Communication

I used to be a rocket scientist, but I became a missile scientist because everything I designed exploded anyway
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #59341 is a reply to message #19168 ] Sat, 02 June 2012 22:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
negation is currently offline negation
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Outside Poe:

Neither Deluge Nor Ice Storm Nor The Black Silence Of The Netherhells Shall Stay These Wackos About Their Crazy Antics.

DONT ARSK US ABOUT:

Sabre-Tooth Ninjas
Tigers
All sorts of Dragons
Generator
Tar Pits
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
Rains of squirrel's
fog
Generator

Any sufficiently unethical experiment is indistinguishable from Hell.
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #59348 is a reply to message #19168 ] Sun, 03 June 2012 00:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You need Generator in there at least once more.
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #59374 is a reply to message #59348 ] Sun, 03 June 2012 10:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
dpragan is currently offline dpragan
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khade wrote on Sat, 02 June 2012 23:41
You need Generator in there at least once more.

Naw you just need to add in something Generator DID like the Noodle incident!


~Despite what they say, reality is in the eyes of the beholder, and therefore up for grabs!
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #59379 is a reply to message #19168 ] Sun, 03 June 2012 12:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lduke1990 is currently offline lduke1990
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So Generator is Mrs. Cake now? Isn't that Jo Donner's schtick?

it's an ell damnit
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #59439 is a reply to message #59374 ] Mon, 04 June 2012 18:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
negation is currently offline negation
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dpragan wrote on Sun, 03 June 2012 22:34
khade wrote on Sat, 02 June 2012 23:41
You need Generator in there at least once more.

Naw you just need to add in something Generator DID like the Noodle incident!

The entire list was the Noodle Incident. Wink

Any sufficiently unethical experiment is indistinguishable from Hell.
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #60074 is a reply to message #19168 ] Sun, 17 June 2012 10:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Signs in the Mage-crafter complex in the Devisor Warrens.

"If it can spam Magic Missiles/Lightning Bolts/Sonic Lances/Fireballs, it counts as a blasting rod and as such, requires the wielder to undergo Firearm Safety."

"Addendum. ANYTHING capable of casting Starlight Breaker/Divine Buster also counts."

Sign in the Mystic Arts building.

"Anyone found using Chain of Eyes to see inside ANY showers will be Sealed for an hour and a day."

"On the other hand, maybe all this could have been avoided if you just managed to get laid once in a while. You can't even tell me you'd be this tightly wound if you were receiving Treasure Type O regularly" Roy Greenhilt
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Re: Signs at Whateley [message #60079 is a reply to message #19168 ] Sun, 17 June 2012 11:46 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
curiousreader is currently offline curiousreader
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Due to an unfortuante accident in the devisor labs a new sign was added to the wall, and over the coffe machine.

"The addition of energy drinks(red bull, velocity, etc.), and other "stimulant" substances not considered safe to devisor coffee is strict prohibited in the labs.

All indivduals suspected of "dosing" will be tested and sent to dry out at the med center.

Repeat offenses will lead to disciplinary actions and to rehab center to treatment."


Many students are tempted but few ever make the mistake of repeating them again.

Nothing is impossible, it's just that somethings are less likely then others. -Author Unknown
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