?[ 16 vote(s) ]
1.	!	2 / 13%
2.	-	1 / 6%
3.	^.^	7 / 44%
4.	o.O	6 / 38%

The Phax

~- Taking this seriously will not hurt your brain.
!- Everything not written, had been has been written down.
@- There are no inconsistencies or muddled parts, ever.
#- Grammar makes the story.
$- S3llung maiks wyrds wriawt.
%- It's not plagiarism, it's historical literary referencing.
^- Nothing is ever pulled out of an thin air or made up on the fly.
&- All forms must be requested though forms.
*- The true secret to success is being a rich ass with lots of enemies.
(- I saw it on Voyager, so thats how it works.
)- There are nukes in Iraq.
~- Renae does not need sleep, she only need lots of coffee and allergy medications to function coherently.
~!- If it is in story it must not be true.
~@- The authors are bored rich kids who get paid to write.
~#- There is a Cannon Cabal, it keeps the authors from flying off the handle.
~$- Every critic is right, every critic is also wrong occasionally.
~%- Those that can do, don't.
~^- Every idea is good, and worth hammering into the ground.
~&- The Authors never make @%#^ up, it's written some place and they all have the same sheet of music.
~*- Idiotic assumptions are always correct.
~&- Being able to program makes a person a god of information in all other areas.
~(- The Authors are not human, they are Turing based machines without emotions and able to stay rational in the face of civilized behavior.
~)- All statements have a shred of reality in them, somewhere.
~~- The Authors never agree on anything, nor do they work together to establish policies.
~~!- Arguing makes you right.
~~@- There was never a point to this.
~~#- You will be assimilated.
~~$- Free speech is.
~~%- Urinating in the pot will make it better.
~~- If a group have agreed on something, it is never how it really is and open to interpretation and discussion.


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