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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6924] Tue, 02 January 2007 12:47 Go to next message
Renae is currently offline Renae
Messages: 657
Registered: January 2005
Location: El Paso, TX

Is this a good idea?[ 25 vote(s) ]
1.Yes, idiot! 2 / 8%
2.No, Morron! 0 / 0%
3.Is this a question, and who is the idiot in charge? 8 / 32%
4.Can I blame Renae? 3 / 12%
5.It's All Renae's Fault. 12 / 48%

Ok First the rules!

1- No name calling. (Unless you are calling yourself names.)
2- Leave deities, family relations, cussing, other people out...
Unless of course you are mocking yourself.
3- This is only in fun, if you are not making fun or being silly
or it gets offending: Warren will prolly hit the delete button.

Heh.

Yes, only an *** like me would insist on rules for an Smart*** thread.

That said, Enjoy.

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what kind of a ?? [message #6928] Tue, 02 January 2007 19:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
straycat is currently offline straycat
Messages: 115
Registered: December 2006
Location: OTR trucker. Homes in Wis...
being a Smart *** is better than being a DUMB***.

just remember that. :twisted:

=^v^=
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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6931] Tue, 02 January 2007 19:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
J.G. is currently offline J.G.
Messages: 470
Registered: July 2006
Location: Hell's frozen buttcrack
Renae is taunting me again... trying to make me say things and do things she knows I want to do. Must...resist...the urge!!!

Oh the hell with it. Let there be sarcasm, let there be cynical remarks, let there be madness the like of which only we (all of us here) can produce!

ARGH!

That's it Ren! I challenge you to a duel! Banana cream pies! Twenty Paces! Meet me on the field of honor at dawn!

-JG

Jericho: "Get your mind out of the gutter, you're blocking my periscope."

Eldritch: "Hey, I'm a classic case of what happens when you give a nerd a gun."
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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6966] Fri, 05 January 2007 02:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Motley is currently offline Motley
Messages: 289
Registered: January 2005
Location: I get to live with Renae,...
Can I skip rules one and two? Cussing and calling deities names is a lot of fun. :twisted:

Hmmm....I need a new sig.
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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6972] Fri, 05 January 2007 10:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
E. E. Nalley is currently offline E. E. Nalley
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Registered: July 2005
Location: Atlanta, GA
The unknown down side of having a smart @$$ is that, of course, it effects BOTH cheeks. Oy, the arguements!

Be a dreamer who DOES, not a dreamer who dreams!
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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6973] Fri, 05 January 2007 12:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Renae is currently offline Renae
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Location: El Paso, TX
"E. E. Nalley"

The unknown down side of having a smart @$$ is that, of course, it effects BOTH cheeks. Oy, the arguements!


Which is why I sit on mine when they start fighting, 1- it annoys them to no end 2- it muffles the screaming...

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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6974] Fri, 05 January 2007 12:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Renae is currently offline Renae
Messages: 657
Registered: January 2005
Location: El Paso, TX
"J.G."



That's it Ren! I challenge you to a duel! Banana cream pies! Twenty Paces! Meet me on the field of honor at dawn!

-JG


1- No bananas, allergic
2- Not frozen
3- Non dairy, allergic
4- What makes you think I am ever awake at dawn?

*Ambush* Renae deploys 16 helicopters to drop Cherry Cheese Cakes
all over JG's Car & house and of course JG, good luck 0n the clean up...
Then for overkill she has a milk tanker show up and fills his house up
from the roof, with Chocolate Milk, nach.

MUhahhahhaa!

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REN, YOU FIEND! [message #6977] Fri, 05 January 2007 18:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
BekDCorvin is currently offline BekDCorvin
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Registered: August 2005
Location: State of Confusion
Chocoalte Milk with Cherry Cheese Cake? HAVE YOU NO MERCY?

To Be, or Not to Be; this is a question?
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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6979] Fri, 05 January 2007 20:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
J.G. is currently offline J.G.
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That was Bek's house. I loitered around her place in the hopes of misdirecting you. Nice work.

Jericho: "Get your mind out of the gutter, you're blocking my periscope."

Eldritch: "Hey, I'm a classic case of what happens when you give a nerd a gun."
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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6980] Sat, 06 January 2007 03:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Motley is currently offline Motley
Messages: 289
Registered: January 2005
Location: I get to live with Renae,...
**grabs a spoon**

Which way to Bek's house?

Hmmm....I need a new sig.
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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6984] Sat, 06 January 2007 13:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
eddie is currently offline eddie
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Registered: February 2005
Location: Chesterfield Derbyshire E...
I Love this Forum, but pray whatare we talking about? and What are we voting for ( or Against)

Yours Confusedly

Eddie
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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6987] Sat, 06 January 2007 16:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Renae is currently offline Renae
Messages: 657
Registered: January 2005
Location: El Paso, TX
"eddie"

I Love this Forum, but pray whatare we talking about? and What are we voting for ( or Against)

Yours Confusedly

Eddie


This is a general silliness thread. Smile
Sometimes ya just gotta...

Shhhhh! The Poll is a joke Smile

Dang nabbit, no wait. What was JG doing at Bek's house... ?

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Hangar Doors Open [message #6989] Sat, 06 January 2007 16:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
BekDCorvin is currently offline BekDCorvin
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Registered: August 2005
Location: State of Confusion
Missile Pods Emerge

[Targeting Helicopters]

*FIRE!*

"Do you know how HARD it is to get Cherry Cheesecake out of Persian Rugs?"

To Be, or Not to Be; this is a question?
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Re: Hangar Doors Open [message #6995] Sun, 07 January 2007 11:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Renae is currently offline Renae
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Registered: January 2005
Location: El Paso, TX
Quote:

BekDCorvin said
Missile Pods Emerge

[Targeting Helicopters]

*FIRE!*

"Do you know how HARD it is to get Cherry Cheesecake out of Persian Rugs?"


So that's JG's New Name? Cherry Cheesecake? ROFL!
And Inquiring minds want to know is he doing in you carpet?

*mutter* drat so much for the attack choppers.. but the chocolate flood is immanent...

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The Official Smart*** Thread [message #6996] Sun, 07 January 2007 15:19 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
tweeve is currently offline tweeve
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Registered: June 2005
Location: Tri-Cities, WA
mmmmmmm chocolate!!!

*Starts grabbing containers to grab chocolate in*
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