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| Re: The Return of the Random $#!+ Thread [message #56942 is a reply to message #42674 ] |
Tue, 17 April 2012 18:37   |
awjs Messages: 524 Registered: May 2011 Location: U.S.A. |
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Recently got hooked on Not Always Right.com(Funny and Stupid Customer stories)
Here is one for a sample titled Acute Mental Failure:
(the quote say "Me" but that is just what the orginal poster wrote, it's not me)
| Quote: | (Note: At our hospital, patients are called into private registration rooms where all demographic information is completed.)
Me: "Come on in and we'll get your paperwork ready."
(The patient enters room and I close the door.)
Me: "So, how are you?"
Patient: "..."
(There are 2 large comfy chairs in front of the patient, but she's still standing.)
Me:"Uh...everything ok?"
Patient: "..."
Me: "Well, uh, so...what procedure are you having today?"
Patient: "..."
Me: "Is that your doctor's order?"
Patient: "..."
(The patient throws the paper at me. It has most of the info I need to register her, so I don't ask any more questions. After a minute, I have all of her paperwork ready. During this entire time, still hasn't sat down.)
Me: "Alright, here is your face sheet. If you'll go down the hall and hand that to radiology they'll take care of the rest."
Patient: "Let me ask you a question now. Why didn't you tell me to have a seat? You are the most rude person I have ever met!"
(She takes her papers and pushes on the door to open it, not realizing she needs to pull.)
Patient: "Ahhhh! Let me out of here, he's locked me in! Help, help!"
(The patient knocks over my computer, flips the chairs and starts throwing stuff at me; I hide under the desk during her rampage. Hearing the commotion, security comes in and the patient runs out of the room and out of the hospital, never to be seen again. Afterwards...)
Security: "They really should start paying you more."
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[Updated on: Wed, 09 May 2012 22:45] ‘luck in good finds’ -from Test Tube Babies
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| Re: The Return of the Random $#!+ Thread [message #57547 is a reply to message #42674 ] |
Mon, 30 April 2012 12:32   |
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mittfh Messages: 764 Registered: May 2011 Location: Kenilworth, UK |
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Not comics-related, but definitely falls under the definition of "random $#!+"...
If you're the type that likes to occasionally clock watch, then this site shows a more interesting way than watching the one on your wall...
It's actually a real time replaying of the German art project Standard Time - seventy workers over twenty four hours, recorded live.
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| Re: The Return of the Random $#!+ Thread [message #57751 is a reply to message #42674 ] |
Sat, 05 May 2012 16:30   |
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mittfh Messages: 764 Registered: May 2011 Location: Kenilworth, UK |
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While sourcing a video for a comment in a thread in the fanfic discussion board, I came across this:
Not your average superhero...
(Tee hee hee!)
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